The Cupid Conundrum

It seems that the world of media is quite insistent on reminding me that I am single. Every sitcom, cartoon and commercial seems rife with couples wrapped up in each other.

 And in a few short days is the holiday of which I am not fond. Welcome to Valentine's Day, ladies= the day where those of you who have a man will be showered with red roses and expensive chocolate, and those of us who don't will feel like hanging cupid by his bowstring.

 Yippe.

What's the whole deal about cupid, anyway? Who came up with the idea of a naked baby flying around hitting people with arrows in order to make them fall in love with each other.

 Would someone please tell me whats so romantic about an arrow? Nothing says love like a barbed stick fired at your behind, I suppose. The thing that bothers me most about cupid isnt even the badly timed archery. It's his arrogance. He thinks that he has the perfect match for everyone on earth.

Forgive me, but I would much rather put my trust in God rather than a flying baby.....just saying.

Have you ever wondered if the idea of cupid has any substance whatsoever?

 Well, kind of, sort of, yes.

"For he shall give his angels charge over thee, to keep thee in all thy ways."
King James Bible (Cambridge Ed.)

So God has angels watching over you, but I think it's safe to say that they don't match you up with your soul-mate. That's God's job.

Amen.

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